Hmmphrey

Yes i’m sick of hearing about the Olympics and Jubilee but not as much as hearing those...

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:29:17 +0100

Yes i’m sick of hearing about the Olympics and Jubilee but not as much as hearing those fuckers who won’t let me not care in peace. Brown nosed bastards.

Spit-yer-drink-out Reddit moment

Mon, 21 May 2012 02:03:15 +0100

Spit-yer-drink-out Reddit moment

Glad it’s not just me, sad it’s too prolific for a...

Tue, 15 May 2012 23:42:16 +0100

Glad it’s not just me, sad it’s too prolific for a cure.

This birthday has been the most like any other ever!

Tue, 15 May 2012 23:40:35 +0100

This birthday has been the most like any other ever!

Man can’t stop laughing after Hip Surgery

Tue, 01 May 2012 23:03:33 +0100

Man can’t stop laughing after Hip Surgery

You avin a laff?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 22:34:29 +0100

You avin a laff?:

A firm called ‘Titan’ are going to lift the Costa Concordia. It will be a ‘Titanic’ ship salvage.

'Lord of Stoke'

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 22:28:09 +0100

Unlucky bastard. Doesn’t quite hold the same ring to it as the ‘Marquess of Salisbury’ or something like that. Never mind - he’s dead now and that is a truly egalitarian society.

Good news! Everybody's dead!

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 01:11:57 +0100

Good news! Everybody's dead!

I HATE DVLA.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 00:40:28 +0000

llamallamaduckk:

DFGKJGJKHVFAKHJADVKHJFVDKHJFVJKHVRZ

DVLA Fuckwits

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 00:39:16 +0000

Why is it I can’t drive without a photo license but my Dad can?
I have to do this every 10 years - why is it I can renew my picture using a passport from the last 5 years, which is just as likely to be a likeness to the photo from my old license as an up to date photo.
Why does this cost 20 quid? What for?
Why do I have to send my old license back? Am i going to turn into an illegal mmigrant for having two identical licenses for a couple of months?
Why is the online application far more convoluted than the postal form? How long have I lived at my address? Mothers maiden name? WTF? Government Gateway ID? Go fuck yourselves.

I’m going to fill in the form and send out a cheque with a personal reference number ‘ranbyfuckwits’.

Fuckwits.

So Long, Fare-thee-well, Pip-Pip, Cheerio, We'll be back soon.

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:20:21 +0000

You could have been back by now if you hadn’t been repeating this for the past 10 minutes.

My stance on musicals has gone right down recently.

These two make a gold-mine of cock-ups on Youtube. Plus one of...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 23:00:00 +0000

These two make a gold-mine of cock-ups on Youtube. Plus one of them is the adorable Willoughby.

Your not wrong there son.

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:00:07 +0000

Your not wrong there son.

House for sale: 69 Princess’S treet. BUYING!

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 16:40:59 +0000

House for sale: 69 Princess’S treet.

BUYING!

She may be dying but she keeps smiling This is my favouritist...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 22:59:43 +0000

She may be dying but she keeps smiling

This is my favouritist subreddit ever, dedicated to sightings of Kerin Portillo, a stock photo model who found fame after being… well everywhere.

partyponies: I love Northwich. Because all the Poor Students...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 15:44:49 +0000

partyponies:

I love Northwich.

Because all the Poor Students dress up to raise money for a Fashion Show that is meant to raise money for charity.

Cool Kids.

I just want to die. Just as I am plucking up the courage...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 15:29:00 +0000

I just want to die.

Just as I am ~~plucking up the courage to~~ accepting I will have to move to Northwich, this starts trending on Twitter. General reaction from Northwichians: ‘He’s right y’know’.

Makes you wonder if the 29% reduction on a house in Lostock today is related.

It’s a gif

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:18:51 +0000

It’s a gif

Photo

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:35:43 +0000

There’s no Gay TV involved in this.

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:20:03 +0000

There’s no Gay TV involved in this.