Hmmphrey

Riccardo you thick fuck

‘Less than an ideal situation.’

Realistically, how much more British could this get?

Hotmail you piece of shit. 

Please set up a new email address so we can confirm it is you trying to access your account.

How the fuck does that make things more secure?

This brings a complete end to the 15 years or so I have had a hotmail account, because it LOOKS like somebody else has been trying to access my account. 

Sod this, anyone fancy a pint?

Bugger Off!

"It looks like it will definitely fall when the wind picks up,” said Duncan Harris, from South End-on-the-Sea in England."

- http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/crane-collapse-manhattan-article-1.1194790

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20082493

Some dumb bitch pipes up with:

“This is the kind of behaviour that, in the end, promotes crime.”

No love, in the end, this prevents YOU from being a victim of crime.

“Mrs Goodman, MP for Bishop Auckland”

Clearly an expert on Internet Security and data protection.

“said she had been contacted by constituents who have been the victims of cyber-bullying on major social networking sites by people hiding behind fake names.”

Bullied because they used their real names? Then don’t use your real name.

But I want to use my real name

Put up and shut up then. What do you want - NetID? Get off the net if this is what you want, you massively misunderstand it.

The local paper has the candidates standing for the £75,000 salaried Police Chief Commissioner of Cheshire. The options are: 

• Labour
• Lib Dem
• Conservative
• UKIP
• Independent

Why do we have to party-politicise everything? According to choosemypcc.org.uk

A police and crime commissioner (PCC) is independent and will be elected to oversee how crime will be tackled in your police force area.

Like fuck they will be independent. They will be fucking whipped by the fucking desires of Westminster.

Looking at the role of a PCC, it stinks of selling off the Police force. 

“George Osborne’s wife Frances attended Oxford University… …where she became friendly with the wife of Ed Miliband, Justine Thornton, with whom she later embarked on a backpacking trip across South America.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances_Osborne

It may seem I have an obsession with Gideon. He is just interesting.

Just clicked a trending topic on Twitter. A top tweet from one girl, using her real name, had a GPS location attached which is near me. I clicked on the link to see Google Maps with pinpoint accuracy on a house, with road name and postcode. With Streetview I got a house number. As an experiment I set off to see how much personal information I could get on the ignorant.

It turns out the GPS was off a little because blow me, alongside the pictures of herself and friends, she’s even posted a picture of a parcel which clearly shows her address in giant letters. Hers is actually the house across the street.

She posts such drivel but I’ve found out she’s just finished year 11 and is now either in 6th form at a different school or college. She also works as a waitress at a diner, whose address I now have.

All this information is clearly available from one public Twitter account. I’ve stopped hunting because I’m not actually a malicious perve/fraud, but I could have continued through her tweets and friends tweets to extract probably more details.

Perhaps I could have befriended her on Facebook and really infiltrated her life, posing as one of her friends.

But to my concluding point. Why aren’t kids educated this shit in school? This shit being do not post your personal data online for the whole world to anonymously abuse. 

I would tweet her a link to this post but I fear I’d only be labelled a creep. Perhaps I could tell her on the bus to her work tomorrow. She starts at 7.

I may have a shit job, but at least I don’t work for Fox finding videos to block on Youtube that aren’t even afuckingvailable to buy in shops or online. What’s the point?

“You want it but you can’t have it -under any circumstances.” Sound business advice - thanks Rupe.

The image you choose for your (debit) card must not contain any of the following:

• Trademarks or company names (eg images marked with ® or ™ signs);
• Images or text protected by copyright (eg images marked with © or other watermarks or notations); 
• Slogans, tag lines, branding, marketing or promotional products, services or images of companies;
• Images of, or the name or nickname of, celebrities, musicians, sportspersons, entertainers, public figures, film stars, cartoon characters, members of the Royal Family or other famous people;
• Contact information (eg telephone numbers, URLs, Facebook and Twitter usernames account numbers, addresses or email addresses);
• Political statements, or images relating to ethnicity or religion;
• Images of flags;
• Images, signs, symbols or text relating to money, currency, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, gangs, hatred, graffiti, betting, gambling, or financial products or services;
• Provocative, lewd or sexual images or content;
• Nudity;
• Offensive material (eg images, signs, symbols or text relating to violence, death, injury, racism, cruelty, profanity, obscenity, weapons, firearms, ammunition or terrorism);
• Anti-social or obscene behaviour, or socially unacceptable groups;
• Content where drinking (or being drunk), smoking or gambling is the focus;
• Text unless benign and in the English language;
• Any image that might reflect poorly or might engender hostility toward company brands (including MasterCard®, Visa®, or Barclays);
• Any reference to the Olympic Games, World Cup or any other international branded event;
• Reference to any bank, building society or other monetary institution;
• Weapons (unless they are being shown in a ceremonial context).

“He also briefly worked for Selfridges, re-folding towels.[13]”

13. Wilde, Jon (21 September 2008). “The George Osborne Supremacy”. Daily Mail (London). Retrieved 21 September 2008.

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_osborne)

I don’t think that a quote from the Daily Mail suggesting a man with an estimated fortune of 4 million pounds and heir to a baronetcy actually did do such work, and should therefore be included in Wikipedia.

And I got that figure from this:

“He has an estimated personal fortune of around £4 million.[110]”

110. Jon Wilde (21 September 2008). “The George Osborne Supremacy”. The Daily Wail. Retrieved 31 July 2011.

Notice how some chump on Wikipedia has changed the publication to The Daily Wail.

Bit mad when you find out your source’s sources are on your blacklist. Wikipedia fail.

I don’t know what this posts really proves, other than you lot haven’t been posting much lately and I need some brain food.

NO, EASYJET. I mean, 5 Days.

On the contrary to your belief that the Internet takes 5 days to update, I shall be marking any further marketing emails I receive from you in this time as spam. This will harm you more than the conversion rate of people who are likely to think these emails are OK for 5 days after unsubscribing. Dickheads.

Also train your pilots about the differences between left and right and that the time in the UK is 1 hour behind Europe, not in front. I was not filled with much confidence. Dickheads.